Celestial Competitor Gifts

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

Sir Patrick Moore.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

Paradise FC: The Blessed Y The Rest.

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

But what the asteroid hadn't counted on was the plucky courage and dogged determination of one young man. Albert Snipe, asteroid hunter.

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

Angel Golf

"It was bad enough learning to master the use of wings here but roller-blades must have been a nightmare!"

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Angel using his hal to play golf.

"Hold on—I forgot to stamp your hand."

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

Bowl-A-Rama

God plays golf

"On the sixteenth hole? I can sympathize with you, but I can't let you go back and finish the round!"

Good and Evil: The Human Video Game

"Yes, I must admit I've done rather well here."

"Assigned to cloud nine! I haven't been there since I caught that twelve pound bass!"

"First one to eleven."

"He's an old school angel."

He's mad that the neighbors got a bigger cloud.

'Aim for one of the holes in the ozone layer.'

Heavenly Tennis.

God/Saint Watching Football.

"Dear Santa, I was very good and my brother was very naughty. So you can just give me his presents this year."

The truth about crop circles

"I like to keep up on my jogging. I'm still doing twenty clouds a day."

Holy Golf

'Put it in writing!'

Angel putting into his halo.