Cosmic Challengers Gifts

". . . and in the corner to my right, weighing 217 pounds, fighting as a Capricorn with Capricorn rising and Mars conjunct Uranus in the fifth, out of Beaufort, South Carolinaaa. . ."

dog vs UFO...

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

'...and, if your idea is so imaginative, innovative and original, why aren't our competitors doing it?'

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"You, my tenacious weed, are trespassing!"

Business men line up at the police station

"The seventh green is gonna be a bitch!"

'Prove it.'

Two Astronauts Playing Pickleball on the Moon

Election

Genetics ensured that Nigel would forever ride short in the saddle.

The Squillionaire's Space Race Heats Up

'American Harlequin ladybird. It can give one quite a nasty nip.'

Greek Gods at Play

Heavenly Tennis.

Tiny man and the chained door.

Emergency Route Down.

Fly fishing

"First one to eleven."

A man hunting in gale of wind

Alpha Centuri crushes earth in straight sets.

Planet Football

'I hate it when the pollen count's high!'

'Hey Moses - that's cheating!'

"Whereas the alcoholic living in an urban area, who eats high cholesterol foods and smokes three pack a day..."

Anaerobics

'Your health plan covers everything but your deductible is equal to your net worth.'