Cosmic Athlete Gifts

"i'm not surprised to find this. You can fit a pickleball court anywhere."

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Football playing aliens

Planet Football

Alien David statue

High-gravity baseball

Head over Hooves

An 'out of this-world' soccor player stops the penalty his way!

I think this interleague play is getting out of hand.

The Lost World: You are Here

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Emergency exit into Space

Michael Jackson - Mission fulfilled.

"I've been genetically modified!"

'Alpha centuri: 24 trillion miles - Wormhole route: 76 miles.

"We've discovered a habitable planet teeming with strange and wonderous lifeforms! Quick – clear an area for a mining operation and power station!"

Small child in plane made from cardboard boxes

'Three zillion, five hundred trillion and sixty seven billion light years from Zog and now you tell me you've forgot to cancel the milk!'

"You are here"

Woah, This was well worth swapping my flying saucer for!

Astronaut stumbles upon a weird space anomaly.

"Space wants to kill you."

Computer hacker sends a rocket to Mars.

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Doctors without borders, gravity, or air.

The Curiosity Mars rover is seen killing a cat: 'Mission accomplished.'

Prepare Enter The Wormhole!

"If Einstein is correct, when we get back, my car will have been double parked for 320 years."

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Surfing alien.

"I still thinking he's putting something unidentified on the ball."

"Just what we've been looking for...a happy medium."

"Great. I guess he'll win again."

"...Nothing but rocks!"

'Aren't they restricted at this club?'