Cosmic Performer Gifts

Looking for a gift for the cosmic performer? Perfect for those who love the stars, space, and all things celestial, our collection celebrates cosmic creativity with humorous and inspiring designs. Whether they’re a performer, an artist, or just a space enthusiast, these gifts add a stellar touch to their personality and passion.

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No Air Guitar

from $19.00

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole." mockup

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

from $19.00

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans." mockup

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

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Alien David statue

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"Houston, we have a problem."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid." mockup

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

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'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?' mockup

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

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Boptimism

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"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews." mockup

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

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"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over." mockup

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

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'Gravity...Go figure!'

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"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years." mockup

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

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'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.' mockup

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

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"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!" mockup

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

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'You caught it, you gut it!'

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"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower." mockup

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

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"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more." mockup

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

from $19.00

The Adventures of God

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STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth mockup

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

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'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!' mockup

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

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Science fiction fans on other planets mockup

Science fiction fans on other planets

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"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?" mockup

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

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That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy? mockup

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

from $19.00

The Origins of Everything

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"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense." mockup

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

from $19.00

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!' mockup

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

from $19.00

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox. mockup

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

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Shoot For The Moon

from $19.00

The Older Testament: An Origin Story mockup

The Older Testament: An Origin Story

from $19.00

Cosmic Performer Gifts Collection

Cosmic Performer Mugs

Discover more cosmic performer mugs and find a stellar gift that will keep their spirits shining bright every morning.

Cosmic Performer Pillows

Browse our cosmic pillows and add a whimsical, space-themed touch to any room. Perfect for the cosmic performer who loves celestial comfort.

Cosmic Performer Prints

Explore our collection of celestial prints and bring a cosmic vibe into their creative space or home decor.

Cosmic Performer T-Shirts

Looking for more space-inspired t-shirts? Explore our collection and give the cosmic performer a fun, stylish way to express their love for the universe.