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No Air Guitar

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

"Houston, we have a problem."

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

Boptimism

"And on the eighth day, God sat back with a scotch and soda and waited for the critical reviews."

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

The Adventures of God

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

Science fiction fans on other planets

"Is it true Dad...is the Earth really made of bleu cheese?"

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

The Origins of Everything

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Shoot For The Moon

The Older Testament: An Origin Story