Cosmic Songster Gifts

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Boptimism

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'Gravity...Go figure!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

"Not now, Oliver."

'You caught it, you gut it!'

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

The Adventures of God

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

Non-Denominational Carols

The Origins of Everything

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Shoot For The Moon

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'

"I've never read such utter nonsense! There's a guy here reckons we're all living in some kind of computer simulation!"