Cosmic Songster Gifts

"Joe, you've got to stop singing 'Rocket Man.' Okay, how about 'Ground control to Major Tom'?"

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

Alien David statue

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Houston, we have a problem."

You too?! I go around feeling half asleep all the time also!

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Boptimism

"Up here, light is neither a particle nor a wave. It's a liquid."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

"On the eighth day, God found a lot of assembly parts left over."

The Adventures of God

Michael Jackson.

"Not now, Oliver."

"Stupid map ... that dot must cover 10,000 cubic light years."

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"I've heard that seeing the earth from outer space can really change your perspective. I couldn't agree more."

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

'Gravity...Go figure!'

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"

'You caught it, you gut it!'

Mayhem, Inc. Part 1: Prologue

Non-Denominational Carols

"Of course it's alien abductions! How else would you explain the, 'November Phenomenon'?"

The Origins of Everything

Science fiction fans on other planets

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

That's all very well sir, but is it full strength, low fat, high calcium or soy?

"I thought the cake came out awfully dense."

Shoot For The Moon

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Boy, does this ever shoot holes in the old Big Bang Theory!'