Sea Songster Gifts

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Non-Denominational Carols

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"I'm trying to write a drinking song, but I can't get past the first couple of bars."

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Drunken singers in a public house

'I win!'

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

"With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!"

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'Well, so much for whale-whispering.'

"I thought it was deeper here."

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

"I lost the hand to a shark, the leg to a barracuda, and the gallbladder to Dr. Steven Erlich."

Whale Watch Tours.

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

'Whales record their life events in their earwax.'