Sea Shanty Singer Gifts

“Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs.”

With your voice and my marketing skills, we'll sell records by the million!

"When it comes to safe boating, a little yo-ho-hoing is okay - but not a bottle of rum!"

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

The one that got away

Fishing with God

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'Son, I told you before: If you circle your prey for too long, you get dizzy...'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Octopus Puppet Show (colour)

"Hey! I've got audio but no visual!"

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'It was this big. I swear'

"He's a keeper!"

Drunken singers in a public house

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

'I win!'

"Trust me, come low tide everyone will want these seats."

Angler poses with mermaid catch.

Punch&Judy/Counselling

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Gee, Grandpa, you sure have a way with animals.'

'I've told you time and again, if you didn't east so fast, you wouldn't swallow so much flotsam.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Believe me, it's overrated up here.'

'I'm afraid the motion has been carried and you lost.'

A child with a parasol is blown off the Chain Pier in Brighton

"Mum, Mum, the choir master taught us to yodel today! I loved it, I want to practice every day..."

'Lucas A Non Lucendo.'

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths