Sea Shanty Enthusiasts Gifts

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Holiday time.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Fishing boat.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Victorian Royal Navy

Aquaman on motorcycle.

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'Wheeee...'

Rubber Ring

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Champagne and Oysters

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Capitalists Courageous

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Accident near the Pier

Law School Sharks

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.