Sea Shanty Enthusiasts Pillows

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Holiday time.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Old sea captains queue to see Monster Whale Revenge.

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Fishing boat.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

Victorian Royal Navy

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Wheeee...'

Champagne and Oysters

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Rubber Ring

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Capitalists Courageous

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).