Sea Shanty Lovers Pillows

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Boat wedding.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Fishing boat.

Brighton Bersagliere.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Pirate

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

"Port outbound, starboard home."

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

Sandy Floss

The Imperfect Storm

Romance on the Yacht

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

Eel-mail