Sea Shanty Lovers Pillows

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Bite out of fishing pier.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Boat wedding.

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Brighton Bersagliere.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Romantic Cruises....except for cases of seasickness.

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

The Imperfect Storm

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Sandy Floss

"Port outbound, starboard home."

Romance on the Yacht

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'