Sea Shanty Aficionado Pillows

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

Sandy Floss

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

Champagne and Oysters

1930's bather.

'Can't you forget work for ONE day?'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Rubber Ring

'Do they make one of those that finds lost bones?'

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

Octopus Charades

Accident near the Pier

Capitalists Courageous

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Help! Help! I need suntan oil on my back.'

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"You'll have to take my word for it. I'm not going up on the roof just to prove a point." (Seaview Guest House).

"Frank doesn't like to waste a minute of his vacation."