Sea Shanty Fan Gifts

'All this pirate radio station plays is Ho, Ho, Ho and a Bottle of Rum.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Neptune

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Having eight hands should be a big advantage, but unfortunately, I am not so well coordinated...'

"Gilbert! Here's Mamma!"

Pirates

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

"...Now say after me...whose a pretty boy..."

"Of course I'm self-absorbed. I'm a sponge!"

"Marge, did you leave something soaking in the sink again?"

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

"I can't play hide and seek with you guys: I have to go to the surface to breath every few minutes..."

"Sorry! I'm a little sea-hoarse..."

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Oceanographer

"You lost your wife amid the other manatees? What do you mean, 'other manatees'?"

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

'You've been radio-tagged, so you can't follow us anymore: We don't want the scientists to know what we're up to...'

Squid and Octopus

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Landlubbers ONLY!

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Overweight Passenger on a Boat