Sea Shanty Enthusiast Gifts

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

"Oh my god - it's Captain Rehab!"

Capitalists Courageous

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Well, he's definitely pirated that lyric"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Victorian Royal Navy

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'Wheeee...'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

Rubber Ring

Aquaman on motorcycle.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Champagne and Oysters

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Accident near the Pier

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

'Yeah it's very Brighton!'

"This is a perfect day. Nothin' can go wrong."

The tide was out.

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"It's the last time we do a beach holiday"

'She certainly was a good ship.'