Sea Shanty Enthusiast Gifts

'I REALLY disapprove of our mandatory retirement plan! '

"Oh my god - it's Captain Rehab!"

Capitalists Courageous

'Oh no! Not 'Barnacle Bill the Sailor', again.'

"Well, he's definitely pirated that lyric"

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Victorian Royal Navy

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Aquaman on motorcycle.

'That's it. Now, give me a big smile!'

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'I think your pot has roasted.'

'Wheeee...'

"Oh. . . What shall we do with a sunken trailer?"

"To hear the sounds of the seas press 1, for all other options, or, to speak with a customer advisor, please press 2."

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.

Champagne and Oysters

Rubber Ring

Accident near the Pier

'You see these things, you don't bite them, you suck them out...'

Law School Sharks

"He spent the last half hour trying to piratesplain sea shanties to me."

'Pass the ketch up dear.'

Punch and Judy - Soon to be a major motion picture.

You won't get seasick if you focus on something far away. Good --- I'll think about the federal budget being balanced.

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"You can subscribe to 'Ocean Sounds' for the low, low monthly price of...."

"I thought you said you paid extra for a cabinet with a Seaview."

"If I'm drowning in my water bed at home, will you come and save me?"