Sea Style Enthusiast Gifts

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

Try me/try me/try me...

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

"Privates Beach"

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Turtle Hat

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

A crab with a utility knife claw

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Not while I'm driving the boat, Marge, please,'

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

Pirate

Segregated Beach

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

How Swordfish Are Born

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"