Sporty Sea Lover Gifts

'Go deep.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishing boat.

Pirate

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

'Did you say psst?.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Captionless: A fisherman is handed his bobbin and fishing hook by a octopus

"So tell me, exactly when do you think the Greenland ice cap will start to melt?"