Sporty Sea Lover Gifts

'Go deep.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

Pirate

Fishing boat.

Waiting for a turn to swim.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've changed since we got married.'

'Make up your mind, pal - there are plenty of other fish who'd give their gills for this job.'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

'Did you say psst?.'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Alex - I didn't know you freckled.'

Dog brings diver flippers.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

Shark food pyramid.

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Older woman explains how to see off men with one of her looks

'This is definitely not your typical beaching.'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'