Sea Style Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Tell Tale' - The Drawbacks of Over-Tight Ponytails

"Hey Bob, like my cool new look?"

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stop complaining woman, you wanted a boating holiday!'

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Turtle Hat

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

Dolphin friendly tuna

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Try me/try me/try me...

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"Privates Beach"

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

Pirate

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

How Swordfish Are Born

Waiting for a turn to swim.

'Fancy a liquid lunch?'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...