Seaside Style Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Do you have this one in a XXX large?'

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

My Dad, trying to look young. The cap hides his bald spot and the sweatshirt hides his gut!

Beach Barbecue

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

Mermaid Art

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

"Would the gentleman care for a razor and comb to start?"

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

The Return Of The Minipants

"Don't say a word! Your eyes, your hair, your T-shirt, your luggage—they say it all."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

I told you not to swim out to far

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Trendies, INC

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

Bald Man Overcomb