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"Dad fell asleep while working on his computer, so I buried him in sand. Not because it was fun, but because I wanted to use his computer."

Holiday time.

"I know I'm a little early, but sometimes I need a break from that dreadfully cold weather."

"Mom! Don't think of me as covered with sand. Think of me as sugar coated."

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

Beach Barbecue

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Scene of seagull troops about to charge a picnic.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Honey remember what I said about feeding the birds.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"I need a holiday that guarantees perfect weather, good beaches and romance!"

'If that's a proposal, I accept!'

'the selling of seashells by the seashore was sluggish.'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

"I said isn't it great to get away from it all."

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Beach snowman.'

"Then he suggested we go to a leash optional beach."

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

First day on beach: pale Englishman struts his stuff.

That dolphin drinks like a fish.

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

I told you not to swim out to far

'No, you can't have a stick of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerrychwrudobwllanstisiliogogogoch rock. I'll get you on in Rhyl.'

"Let's go and get ice-creams...Dad's beach body ready."

Sandy Floss

'Okay - who removed Jessica's sunhat..?'

"OK, so you've won the mating fight, but will you please allow me visiting rights to see my kids?"

A man reading 'Beach Chairs for Dummies'

"Wow, he seems totally normal outside of work."