Sea View Enthusiast Gifts

The real selling feature is the ocean front location.

'Waterfront Property for Rent, Call. . .'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Stop Human Footing

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Sea Change.

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

'Who says I'm beached?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

Victorian Royal Navy

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

The Seahoover

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

Aquaman on motorcycle.

A bath at Boulogne. - Appalling position of Mr and Mrs Tomkins, who had a jib horse when the tide was coming in.