Sea View Enthusiast Gifts

The real selling feature is the ocean front location.

'Waterfront Property for Rent, Call. . .'

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Hey Mum, look what I caught!'

Well yes, I am a Blue Whale, but that doesn't mean I'm depressed...

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Captain Ahab (Ret.)

'He has been like that ever since he had a small part in 'Finding Nemo'!'

Professional to fish about mounted fish: 'This is what happens if you let yourself get hooked on worms.'

Stop Human Footing

Sea Change.

Thank You For Not Asking If I's enjoying My First Vacation in 20 Years.

'She's left herself go: She has barnacles everywhere now...'

'Mom, can I take the beach home as a souvenir?'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Who says I'm beached?'

"Killer? Is that what they call us? Eh don't say killer tiger or killer charm or killer wolf."

The Seahoover

Victorian Royal Navy

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'Oooh! My cousin got a 5 star review! What's it say?'

Chef finds Seal in his pot.

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.