Ocean View Enthusiast Gifts

'It comes in handy at high tide'

'We want ocean view accommodations, Pacific for him and Atlantic for me.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'Now let's build an insurance company and charge a fortune for all of this ocean front property.'

House at the sea 'Will it still be okay after the ice caps melt?'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Holiday time.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'You must be very proud Daphne.'

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Dolphin friendly tuna

"Privates Beach"

Try me/try me/try me...

"Sorry mum, but I just don't get the decimal system..."

Turtle Hat

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'Hmphh. Happy as clams, indeed. They're just all on Prozac.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

STRIP God' s dog urinating on planet Earth

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

A crab with a utility knife claw

Segregated Beach

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

How Swordfish Are Born

"Me, too. A few days on the cape and I'm feeling almost human again."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"