Sea Views Gifts

'A sea view would be nice-Black Sea for him,Red Sea for me!'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

Surfer Blowing Back His Hair.

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'Slip Ahoy!'

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Dolphins playing on a seesaw.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

Two Men Angler's In A Storm.

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Fear of getting caught is understandable but fear of water, I think, requires counselling.'

Edna, I fear our love doesn't have a future... My parents would eat you!

Differing thoughts of male and female.

Rating the Sunset

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

'Mom... Dad... I'm a bottom feeder!'

'You're new here, aren't you?'

Sunset Attraction

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

'You should never wear a green parrot with a blue suit.'

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

"At the end of the day it's just a sunset."

'Do you ever worry about our global footprint?'

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

Theater and the Sun

"I want to vacation where we can look at something scenic from some place climate-controlled."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.