Ocean Viewing Gifts

"You really should come up, there's a splendid view of the ocean!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

'What if I promise not to look?'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Fish tank filled with sardines.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

"Oh, for crying out loud, Lou... just go in the water!"

"Next year, I'm pleasuring myself."

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

Fish Feeding Frenzy

Evolution into a pair of sandals.