Ocean Gazing Gifts

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'I blame global warming!'

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Clownfish entertain sea life by hitting each other in the face with octopi.

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Your secondhand smoke is giving the hermit crab a hacking cough!'

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

'What if I promise not to look?'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'