Ocean Gazing Pillows

"Remarkable... a near infinite expanse of water and sky..." "Impressive water bowl!"

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Holiday time.

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

'I blame global warming!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

'Still think nuclear testing is harmless?'

"Are we there yet?"

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

"Yep, that one does, too." "For heaven's sake, Bob, they all look like fart emojis."

"You may enjoy swimming with the dolphins, Howard, but do they enjoy swimming with you?"

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

"Dad! I can't believe we come to the beach and you set up all the way out here! I can barely see the ocean...we're so far from the wa..."

'I was thinking-what if the tide's OUT?'

"How do you feel about working a four-day week?"

'Oi! You threw that on Porpoise!'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Why all mothers deserve a special day.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

'Hey, if you use your imagination a little, doesn't that group of people look like a gathering cumulus?'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'What if I promise not to look?'

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Not more sleeve alterations?!"

'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','