Ocean Gazer Gifts

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

'THE SEA' Water, Sand, Natural and Artificial Flavors

'No, I'm not interested in tsunami insurance.'

'Oh, yes! I can see it.'

'So, what'd I tell ya, huh? Just like chicken on a biscuit.'

'I wonder what's on television tonight?'

Lighthouse

'We are now passing through the Sicilian Triangle, otherwise known as 'The Drink','

A cat watching the sunset

The Piano Dreams Of Home

'What if I promise not to look?'

The incoming tide

'Come on Kevin, that's enough wishful thinking for one day.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

"Honey, run!"

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

A beach has meters.

"Good game."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Holiday time.

'T.M.I.F.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

The one that got away

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"Have you been playing dice?"