Sea Gazer Gifts

'And the recruiter from IBM - did you also tell him that at college you mostly sat on a rock by the sea, trying to find yourself?'

Retireee sits at desk on beach

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I blame global warming!'

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

The star hunters

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

A man looks up at the earth