Sea Gazer Gifts

Retireee sits at desk on beach

Man going out for a cigarette from a lighthouse.

'It's a beautiful lighthouse. However, hauling the batteries up the stairs has taken its toll on my back.'

'I blame global warming!'

"Honey, stay out of water today. Those waves look awfully rough."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

The star hunters

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Now try and relax - we're on holiday!'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Imagination Navigation.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Birds Following Witch.