Space Gazer Gifts

"He'd rather be home by himself, staring into space. I can't compete with that."

"Teacher said I should be an astronomer. I'm really good at staring into space!"

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Reach for the Star.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'T.M.I.F.'

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

Where Indian ink came from.

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

God Sneezes Out Creation

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

"Well, that one got away."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

The star hunters

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'

Man showing in the rain.