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"He'd rather be home by himself, staring into space. I can't compete with that."

"Teacher said I should be an astronomer. I'm really good at staring into space!"

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Have you been playing dice?"

God Sneezes Out Creation

Where Indian ink came from.

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

Man showing in the rain.

The star hunters

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

"Well, that one got away."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'She barely made it out of the atmosphere... next!'