Skygazer T-Shirts

'When I was a kid, I laid on that grass and stared up at these clouds.'

"It's your birthday? Here's a telescope to help you find someone who cares."

"Good game."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

The Googler

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

(Camel paintings)

'But what is the universe for?'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

God Sneezes Out Creation

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

Where Indian ink came from.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Man showing in the rain.

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

The star hunters

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."