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Micro and Macro Department,

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'No, I'm afraid that's not a new constellation. It's just a cluster of satellites.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

"It's photo of a black hole."

"I have to twinkle"

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"We matter!"

'It's THEM.'

Moon With The Lights Off/Moon With The Lights On

Do you think there's intelligent life out there?

So much for the ol' green cheese theory.

'Look at all those millions upon millions of stars.' 'Yes... Makes you realize how insignificant a star is.'

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

You mean the world to me!

'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

Counting Blessings

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

'Calm down - I'm sure 'earth-moving equipment' isn't what you think it is.'

Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."

"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"