Stargazer Gifts

Micro and Macro Department,

'I wish that just once the contract would go to someone besides the lowest bidder.'

'Are you trying to give me a heart attack??!!'

'Someday, Mr. Nicky Copernicus, SOMEDAY you'll learn that the world doesn't revolve around YOU!'

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

'Did you hear about Pluto? - He got demoted to 'dwarf planet' for noncompliance.'

'The vasteness of the universe makes me feel so small and insignificant.'

"Makes You Feel Small Doesn't It"

'Don't be silly - the sun won't burn itself our for another 5 billion years. Bedsides, the Earth will have been smashed to smithereens by asteroids long before that.'

How did life begin? Image shows a strand of dna in the form of a question mark (with a single cell as the dot, floating in water or primeval soup). The image also refers to life beyond the earth, with the cell-like blobs resembling galaxies in outer space

"When I was your age, we wished on stars. Now, we wish on satellites!"

'No, I'm afraid that's not a new constellation. It's just a cluster of satellites.'

'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'

"It's photo of a black hole."

"I have to twinkle"

"Bloody hell Mavis, the earth DID move!"

'My mind was a million miles away today, but that wasn't far enough.'

"First time shooting stars?"

Do you think there's intelligent life out there?

'Look at all those millions upon millions of stars.' 'Yes... Makes you realize how insignificant a star is.'

So much for the ol' green cheese theory.

'Calm down - I'm sure 'earth-moving equipment' isn't what you think it is.'

'Dinners Ready' (Colour)

The Black Hole the National Observatory just discovered, where temporarily misplaced tools and parts go.

"Clean up this mess. . . or you're out."

'Well, I say it is part of a grand design.'

'It's THEM.'

Moon With The Lights Off/Moon With The Lights On

Trying to describe the size of the Big Bang.

'This new star sends out periodic pulses in a very appealing rhythm -- I think I'll name it 'Bossa Nova.''

Counting Blessings

'Greetings Earthling, I come in peace.'

"We matter!"

You mean the world to me!

"Same old ice, same old aurora borealis, same old everything!"