Satirical Stargazer T-Shirts

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

Reach for the Star.

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

The star hunters

How did THAT get there? Wash me.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

Imagination Navigation.

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

A man looks up at the earth

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

The Big Tipper

"This connect the dots is taking FOREVER!"

Lighthouse Beam.

Baby Scientist

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Aim for the Stars, Settle for an Asteroid

"If the stars should appear one night in a thousand years, how would men believe and adore, and preserve for many generations the remembrance of the city of God which had been shown! … Emerson" "Good boy!"

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"Space exploration"