Satirical Stargazer T-Shirts

Standings: Milky Way Conference

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

The star hunters

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

A man looks up at the earth

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

Imagination Navigation.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

The Big Tipper

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

Lighthouse Beam.

Baby Scientist

"New researches use it in daylight hours only."

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

"Space exploration"