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'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"We can see through the troposphere, stratosphere, mesosphere and into all those distant stars up there in outer space... truly remarkable, huh, girl?"

Reach for the Star.

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

Swinging on a star.

"Look what I found, dad!"

'But what is the universe for?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Hey Pete, why do you think they call it a 'Supermoon?'"

"A full moon! It's like Mother Nature turning on a night light!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

High-gravity baseball

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'I don't know which was prettier - the meteor shower or the cascade of flaming space junk.'

The star hunters

Marry me astronaut

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Honestly, I didn't know your wife was in the shower."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

Watch the skies: UFO buffs all stare at the sky, yet alien is amongst them.

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

"The inhabitants of Pluto today declared Earth not a planet..."

"You can't possibly know how I feel. Everybody likes you."

Imagination Navigation.

"Isn't the universe wonderful?" "I thought there was supposed to be fireworks."

A man looks up at the earth

"...Ooh, I wanna know more about your dark side!"

"I've had it with the helmet mandates."

"I didn't come all this way to do work."

"And that little pinpoint of light? That’s our new baby."

'We studied the Big Dipper and the Little Dipper today. May I have an ice cream cone?'