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Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

Two Men in a Garden Admire the View.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

'Listen Eric? - Did you hear that - The first nagging woman of spring.'

"I think our way is more elegant!"

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Pumpkin patch

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

Taking it easy

Mantis Love

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

The cat taught her to live life to the fullest. Which, for an indoor cat, means eat, sleep and stare out the window.

Emergency exit into Space

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

Nature Lovers

"I'm sick of watching the same movie every day."

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

The Milky Way (Detail)

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

Monument in the park for Squirrel Feeder

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

'No, no, no. I never said you'd be next to a window. I said you'd be able to see the mountains from your desk.'

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Window in the Sky.

"Cushy job, corner office with a view - everything you've ever wanted is just through those windows."

"So what do you do for a living?"

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'