Greenery Gazer T-Shirts

"I come here to think about what I'm going to eat later."

Rocket Launch Control Centre Back in 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

Nature versus commerce.

Pumpkin patch

Wind-generated power. Wind turbines attached to Battersea Power Station's iconic chimneys

'Great news this quarter! Losses are up in smoke, profits are high, and we're seeing lots of green!'

God Sneezes Out Creation

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'Esther, is it possible, just possible mind you, that your green thumb has gone berserk?'

An alien in his space ship sees a space sign that says 'You are here'

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

'Care to gaze upon the peaceful blanket of snow before I send the kids out?'

"I condensed my painting to the pure essence of the message. What helps me a lot is the fact that I've got nothing to say at all."

"The torch is passed, but since the company is going green, I'm passing a high efficiency, solar powered multi LEC prism spotlight."

Emergency exit into Space

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

Hey, how was space? Fine. Jeez. The adolescent astronaut.

Dung beetle to other dung beetle - 'Now what do we do with it' Reply - 'Beats me'

'Doesn't it feel good to be taking care of our planet?'

'Warning: Use of oversized apertures or antennas will void warranty,'

BLACK HOLES, the space path of least resistance.

The Milky Way (Detail)

Cover Design for the Savoy (No. 1) - Putto Figure in Lower Part of Image Altered for Publication

"We've come all this way to destroy their planet only to find they're doing it themselves!!!"

"Sorry, Edmund, but this is going to be a paper-free office."

Satellite Discovers Sell-by-Date on Planet Earth

THe UDDER Side

"We can't go. We don't have enough carbon offset credits to get to the Grand Canyon."

'Any chance of me being recycled Doc?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Standings: Milky Way Conference

Climate change skeptics.

'Forget it, this planet only has one star.'

'We finally do have meaningful tax reform, sir. This year's form is printed on recycled paper.'