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'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

'Looks like someone beat us to the punch.'

"Have you been playing dice?"

"Wait... what was it I came up here for?"

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"What the... mine are lunar eclipse glasses!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

Birds Following Witch.

Hot Air Balloon

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"When I grow up I hope to get into data storage."

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Ornithologist

Birds on the wing

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

Anniversary of First Balloon Ascent in English

The Aerial Steam Carriage

'I take it you've never used an air taxi before.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"De plane! De plane! De bird! De bird!...."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"What does that cloud look like to you?"

Birds following an aeroplane.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"Sure we'll get in trouble, but our science grades will make up for it."

Geese and Angels

"We've discovered intelligent life in Outer Space, based on how geeky they look."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'