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'What the hell's going on down there!'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"Student driver"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Angel Crash

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

Angel and ecology

Amelia Earhart

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

Graduation Day 2020

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."