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'What the hell's going on down there!'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Two airplanes

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"Student driver"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

Angel Crash

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Mile high skydivers

Graduation Day 2020

Amelia Earhart

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

"I'm fine. It's just...I miss the confinement."

"Byeee... see you soon!"

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.

Angel and ecology

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"