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"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

Angel Crash

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

After Orville Wright made the first flight at Kitty Hawk, he convinced Wilbur he should also make the second flight earn frequent-flier credit.

Amelia Earhart

Angel and ecology

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel