Skyward Traveler Mugs

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'You know, you remind me of me when I first started here.'

'I usually fly first class but it doesn't compare to this super-duper, extra special, state-of-the-art, WOW class.'

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

Angel Crash

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Airport

"Would you like a meal, Sir?"

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Amelia Earhart

Angel and ecology

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"