Skyward Wanderer Mugs

Pilot: 'Hang on TIGHT everyone! We've just hit an Air Pocket!'

In case you were wondering how the latest airline merger will affect the average traveler...

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

Two airplanes

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

A man shoots at a drone.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Angel Crash

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

'While we were on our laptops,we overshot our LAST airport runway!'

Airport

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"The hair on my back - will it go back to my head?"

"Welcome aboard! You now have access to over 8 million TV shows! 2 billion movies! 4 gazillion music stations! And about 7 minutes before our internet poops out."

Amelia Earhart

Man flies with balloons to reach his angel

Angel and ecology

Boat towing dinghy, balloon towing small balloon.

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."