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"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

Airport

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

Starting Service . . . Ending Service

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

Santa knows he has to be more careful. One more accident due to pilot error, and the FAA would take away his pilot's license for good.

Ornithologist

kid skateboards off airplane wingtip

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Falling

"I'm glad they had these nice robes for us, because my luggage didn't make it."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

Angel Crash

Asian Adventure Vacations

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

A man in an airplane shoos away geese

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

Penguins going for flying lessons

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Amelia Earhart

Angel and ecology

Balloon Flight

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."