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'Looks like the Flying Corpse.'

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

'What zip code are we in now?'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Two airplanes

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Angel Crash

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

'Co-pilot to pilot - I've located why the plane is out of balance.'

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Airport

"Byeee... see you soon!"

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Of course - I believe in the Great Spin Doctor in the sky!"

"Sure, you're in, but it's not really heavenly until you upgrade to premium Heaven."

"And here's where we keep our more serious cases of Trip Trading Addiction."

"At this time the captain would like to hear from anyone who is turned on by men in uniform."

Angel and ecology

Amelia Earhart

Flight attendant looking out a lighted window.