Skyward Navigator T-Shirts

"Whew! I thought for certain there we were goners."

Airlines

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Two airplanes

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

Ornithologist

'I'd rather we don't mention this in the annual report.'

'At least we're still in first class.'

'Listen son-if God had wanted us to fly he would have given us air tickets.'

'Geez, what's with the delay?'

Man Tries Use Telescope In Observatory As Cannon.

"You think the food is bad, wait till you hear the pilot's jokes."

Dropping Bombs and Hearts

'Great first practice. Tomorrow I'll teach you how to land.'

bird

Hot air ballon, but with the ballon replaced by a thought bubble.

"I don't believe it...are you actually flying somewhere?"

Les Bons Bourgeois - Looking in vain for the planet Leverrier

"It's the part about 60 take-offs and 54 landings that worries us."

'Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs!'

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Lost your luggage again, Mr. Rizzi? Wow, that enables you to join our 'Frequent Lost Luggage Club'!'

"As a frequent flier, you'll be entitled to stay in our airport lounge for up to a week during delays."

Power pack water jet pilot in trouble.

"Stacy, Tom thinks you've been acting distance since you became a flight attendant."

Angel Crash

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

"I never thought I'd say this, but I kinda miss people."

"It's bring-your-kid-to-work, day."

'And how many frequent flyer miles do you have?'

"We'll begin boarding our first-class passengers after a ten-minute pause in honor of the even wealthier people who fly in private jets."

"But having less legroom puts you closer to your screen."