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Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Airlines

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"I am not asking for directions."

'Which one is named after me?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Battery Lighthouse

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Set sail

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."