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Buying Airplanes (New or Used)

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'What zip code are we in now?'

Airlines

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'Never mind that. I think I've just discovered a new planet!'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Excess Baggage: Fans of 'Deregulation' and the 'Free Market' probably have not had to buy a plane ticket recently.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"Maybe you should go make sure we're in the right line."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"I am not asking for directions."

'Which one is named after me?'

Titanic: How's my steering.

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

'I told you not to rely on the sat-nav.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

'We're very tight on space right now but we'll have you in an office as soon as we can. Meanwhile. . .'

"On time arrival...check. Paid for drinks...check. Made pleasant conversation...check. Didn't stare at mole...check."

"You are here"

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"With the benefit of hindsight, I’d say no, Ed, it wasn’t ‘funny’ letting him steer the boat!"

'Captain, there's someone pissing in the hold!'

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"