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With jet engine noise, an airline is a high-volume business. And because we fly at 30,000 feet, it's not a low-overhead operation.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"I AM at my usual position."

'OK, everybody, calm down,,,'

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Punishment for the kicker.

Flights and Coronavirus

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Footballers - Kevin Keagan

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"I know I'm huffing and puffing, but I don't have a temperature. You're safe. Now, let me in."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

'Never say never.'

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

Martin Jol

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

'War is heck!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.