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'What zip code are we in now?'

"I AM at my usual position."

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"When the slowest car in the fast lane don't go any slower than the fastest car in the slow lane."

'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'Fire the coach'...'

Inflation Is Up, Interest Rates Are Going Up. . . I'm Asking You To UP Your Donation.

'I've decided to skip my senior year and go directly into an endless cycle of unrealistic expectations and failure.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

Flights and Coronavirus

Punishment for the kicker.

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"Phew! I narrowly avoided a near miss!"

"He'd torch the castle and I'd rescue the damsel."

Videographer. Zoom in. Zoom out.

'I don't want to mention any names, but one of you isn't giving 100% out there.'

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'War is heck!'

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'Never say never.'

'No exceptions, Caldwell! If you want to make this team, you've got to make it past my mother-in-law!'

Outer Cuteness vs. Inner Cuteness

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

"Isn't it nice to see more bobbies on the street...?"

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

Sales chart shows sales going downhill.

With the Latest Snow and Frigid Cold Things to Consider . . .