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Builder follows an architect's blueprints exactly, including the smudges.

"The building code says we can use structural steel and poured concrete, and we can go 40 stories high - it doesn't say we have to!"

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"Mr Frimley will see you now."

"He loves his leaf blower."

Water is discovered on the moon....

King Kongs first christmas

Oog has invented the organization chart.

"All I'm saying is now is the time to develop the technology to deflect an asteroid."

'It looks to me like they come in peace.'

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

"Anyone can dream the impossible dream. We need to sell the impossible dream."

"Terri and Kip make up our crazy dreamer imagineering department. Al is our get-realinator."

twist building

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

'Boy, look at his personal space!'

Real Estate Depression

"This is my stop, Phil, you'll be C.E.O. till Sixty-third Street."

"One day, son, all these skyscrapers that we built for no reason and lie empty will be yours."

"It does make a statement."

'To be built on this site - an exact duplicate of the building that was just turn down (we liked the international style after all).

'Don't worry - all tall buildings sway a little in the wind.'

ACME Mutton Co.

TRUMP

Sidewalk the game

"I told you there's no 11th flooooor!"

"I don't know - seems like a lot of work."

'I'm not sure precisely what I do, but I know I've got to be on the fifty-second floor...'

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'

'A cheap single room for a lodger, close to the city, quiet, easy to clean... here you are, sir!'

Poker Moms

Country Mouse and City Mouse Meet Suburb Mouse

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