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Eric Adams

Individual opposite global interest.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Over Building'

Hoodies playing chess

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

No Immediate Danger

"He loves his leaf blower."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Commutobile

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

Holiday cottage

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

From Here You Can See Bugger All

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.