Urban Strategist T-Shirts

Eric Adams

Individual opposite global interest.

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Over Building'

Hoodies playing chess

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

No Immediate Danger

"He loves his leaf blower."

"We'll destroy it to the ground ... ...and then..."

"Our detractors call it suburban sprawl, but I prefer thinking of our plan as 'sustainable over-development!'"

Commutobile

"Follow that dream!" (man boarding taxi)

"I can hear Brooklyn becoming played out."

"This city is becoming unlivable."

Populating URBAN DICTIONARY.

The Earth studying our cities with much interest

"Chop wood, carry water, walk dog."

Holiday cottage

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

"Someday this will all be yours...assuming that someday you'll have enough to buy it from me."

City Centre Development - "...We've spent all the money on the model."

'See, Jimmy, as the population grows too dense, the rats begin to brutalize each other...'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

"Hmm...any dietary restrictions?"

"When satire becomes indistinguishable from reality, there's a problem."

"If the nanny state wants us to solve the housing crisis they need to get out of the way and let us learn from the leaders in the field..."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Real Estate Depression

"So, Morrison, what you're are suggesting is we abort the skyskraper idea and instead build a giant hill with interconnecting tunnels.2

Your logic is flaccid and your data suppositional, dawg!

Amongst the rush.