City Life Strategist T-Shirts

'Hello Ms. Russel, I'm going to be late in. I'm being held up at Euston.'

'It's not easy to get one of these - before that you have to have found a parking space!'

"And this right here was our weekend in the Hamptons."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

There, but for the grace of God, go I.

"Did you order takeout?"

Miracles on 34th Street.

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

Sidewalk the game

"Do you validate?" "What? No, there's no parking lot. It's just street parking. And that's free." "I know. But I came in to get a coffee yesterday morning at 7:59. The line was so long that I didn't get out of here till 8:02. Apparently you had street cleaning that started at 8am." "I'm not following." "It was your long line. The least you could do is validate the parking ticket they gave me." "Get out."

"Face it, Larry. We're small fish and des Moines isn't that big a pond."

"I was born an urban bird and I'll die an urban bird."

Rashomon of West 84th Street

Police/Ambulance/Attorneys.

Intentional Community vs. Community of Sheer Happenstance

"I'm leaning towards NYU."

"I raised three kids, so you could say I was in risk management."

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

An office building made of different sized boxes stacked on top of one another; each box says "This side up" on the side.

Where did birds rest before utility wires?

"Look - an urban legend."

New Downtown Parking Ramp Grams Opening 1:00 pm. . . Ramp Full 1:30 PM.

"This city is in trouble. It smells better down here."

'That's right Baby, I'm on the Most-Wanted list of five city pounds...'

"Hello Loft Living? Could you send a rescue party to suburbia?"

"Please excuse, Tom, Mom and Dad! He's worked the last ten years in a large city hospital and has no practice with chit chat!"

"Why don't I tell you a little bit about myself while you check to see if anything I'm wearing was made in a sweatshop."

"Baldo, you will never flip off people on the highway again...do you hear me?"

Pedestrian Corridor

B.Q.E. farmers' market