City Living Strategist T-Shirts

"Did you order takeout?"

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

Hoodie Hang-out

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

Lift buttons read: East Side/West Side/All Around the Town.

Environmentalist Brainstorm

'I'm telling ya, it's a jungle out there.'

Sick Building Syndrome

Can't even hold signs well.

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Hard Hat Area/Hard Nosed Area.

'Every year local authorities whinge on about needing more money to maintain services.'

From Here You Can See Bugger All

Doubledecker bus stop

The Transition Oz team on their way to Totnes to get advice on Reskilling, Transport, Oil Dependancy and overcoming Post Petroleum Stress Disorder.

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'I don't think we can justify employing a gardener.'

'This is close enough.'

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Paving over the window-box

Leaves falling from a roof garden.

'It's like having our own private luxury box in the game of life.'

"That pigeon's at it again."

"I told you never to call me here."

"Oh dear! Low-cost housing."

"If you look at Lexington Avenue, it is anyone's guess what's happening on the 6 train. Moving on to Broadway, I can tell you that the N and R Lines may or may not be running smoothly, while the Eighth Avenue A and C are, as always, a complete mystery."

'If you don't want a lot of column upkeep, this probably isn't a good real estate market for you.'

Desk of an urban farm manager

"This is why I don't work from home."